A squawk block is when you get attacked by a parrot just as you are about to have sex, thereby forcing you to leave and depriving you of booty.
Squawk blocks always end in embarrassment, and occasionally penile injury.
Squawk blocks always end in embarrassment, and occasionally penile injury.
Jeff: So how'd the date with Meghan go? Did you bang?
Timothy: It went well up until I started to undress, at which point Meghan's parrot atacked me.
Jeff: Dayum. What happened afterward?
Timothy: I had to leave because the parrot bit my dick!
Jeff: Bruh, you totally got squawk blocked.
Timothy: It went well up until I started to undress, at which point Meghan's parrot atacked me.
Jeff: Dayum. What happened afterward?
Timothy: I had to leave because the parrot bit my dick!
Jeff: Bruh, you totally got squawk blocked.
by HelpImBeingEatenByAChinchilla! June 24, 2016
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Get the cookers blockmug. When your customer blocks your phone number due to receiving 5 SPAM calls immediately prior to your scheduled call.
Brad "rage blocked" my cell because he was tired of getting notice for his credit card balances, IRS late payments, and free medical equipment.
by jcdrunner April 9, 2019
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When a baseball player's conversation with a college coach is interrupted by another player. Similar to the "Cock Block".
Mike: "Chris is over there talking to Coach Holbrook from South Carolina, should I go over there and introduce myself?"
James: "Don't coach block him dude, maybe if you started raking like Chris he would show some interest!"
James: "Don't coach block him dude, maybe if you started raking like Chris he would show some interest!"
by BaseballParks8 August 4, 2012
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by Beast_Vando_26 September 18, 2021
Get the Block Bleedermug. 1. My mom took my TV privileges away, I'm getting Doc Blocked!
2. Netflix isn't working, I'm getting Doc Blocked!
3. "Hey Man, did you see the new Doctor Who episode on Saturday?"
"No, man, my cable was cut off, I got Doc Blocked"
2. Netflix isn't working, I'm getting Doc Blocked!
3. "Hey Man, did you see the new Doctor Who episode on Saturday?"
"No, man, my cable was cut off, I got Doc Blocked"
by iloveoz1125 September 24, 2011
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