Centaur Shit

When Horse Shit just isn't enough...meet the new, accelerated version. Horse shit might be gross, but centaur shit takes the cake, devours the man, chews it up and shits it out thrice.

I can't believe LJ thinks I act like I'm 12!? What a load of Centaur Shit.

by JBOinPDX April 9, 2010

Blender shits

1.) Intense excreting of liquid feces from the rectum.

2.) Incredibly bad diarrhea, with feces tending to be more liquid than solid in substance.

That Chinese food did work on my stomach. Got the worst blender shits I've ever had.

by Nazultan October 1, 2010

shit merchant

Another Irish phrase for a bullshiter

Jack your some shit merchant

by Viper April 24, 2005

emergency shit

the shit that is on it's way RIGHT NOW and will come out in 13.2 seconds whether you are on/near the toilet or not; usually results in an assplosion

As soon as I got the bubbleguts, I knew it was gonna be an emergency shit and almost didn't make it.

by justtoobad February 23, 2009

Gorilla shit

Taking a shit wherever you damn well please.

I was over yonder at the Walmart and this bitch was taking a gorilla shit right in the aisle

by Monkeylover126 September 22, 2018

Critical Shit

A massive bowel explosion that shoots you into the sky and absolutely obliterates the earth, causing an apocalypse that causes global warming and wipes the planets population entirely.

Ricky: Hey dude, you seem off. What’s up?
Greg: I just got back from Chipotle and I think I’m gonna have a critical shit.

by Graybin Mooch April 4, 2019

safety shit

The shit you take before going out on a date where you expect to get laid so as not to poop in your date's bathroom.

Man, I took a safety shit before my date with Denise!

by LordFartingtonTheThird April 27, 2016