penis puffer

Puff on a penis...like a ciggarette.
Used as an insult to guys, comment to girls!

"Shut the fuck up you penis puffer!"

by Ashly March 12, 2003

Penis

Pavo

What pava likes

by Ashley November 2, 2003

Godzilla Penis

An unusually large penis. Large in both length and girth. A Godzilla Penis is said to be so good it can actually rip a girl in half, not simply make her feel like she's being ripped in half.

In Japan, the Godzilla Penis is a legendary penis, said to belong to a hero who will save the world from destruction.

EXAMPLE 1:

Police Officer: 911, what's your emergency?

Man: Um, I think I killed my girlfriend.

Police Officer: What happened?

Man: I split her in half with my Godzilla Penis when we tried to have sex! Oh God! Oh God what have I done?!

EXAMPLE 2:

"Long ago, a prophecy foretold of a hero from a land far to the east saving the world with his giant penis. A penis of Godzilla proportions. Known as the Godzilla Penis."

by FatJackson October 16, 2009

Penis click

When you are erect and proceed by grasping your penis and pushing it forward until your pubic bone makes a clicking/cracking noise (just like clicking your knuckles or fingers)

Yesterday I did a great penis click

by CoryH June 26, 2016

penis drool

the pre-cum that drips from the tip of the penis

His penis drool landing on my shirt.

by Ebo! October 8, 2008

Penis Faggot

A bundle of penises. They are grouped and tied together for easier sale of many penises. Found often in the paintings of Jon van Eyke and Jackson Pollack.

A:Would you like to pick up that penis faggot, Jim?
B: What? This bundle of dicks! Ok.

by Mr. Pieter Bruegel December 14, 2009

The Penis Game

A game in which at least two people yell 'penis' because of immense boredom. The person who yells it the loudest and gets the most number of weird stares wins.

*in the middle of a school assembly on the rules*
Guy 1: *whispering* wanna play the penis game?
Guy 2: *whispering* penis...
Guy 1: *slightly louder* penis.
Guy 2: *almost yelling, but not heard yet because of the immense amount of talking.* Penis!
Teacher: Inappropriate words will not be toler--
Guy 1: *screaming very loudly* PENIS!!!!!!!!!

by blorphablorg87 October 21, 2009