Penis Friday

A term created by a Twitter Doc that refers to every Friday in which most of his patients have penis problems they need diagnosed.
My patient came in today with a case of Fourniers Gangrene. FML, its Penis Friday!
by pharmtech96 April 08, 2011
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phantom penis

The quivering feeling a girl (or person) gets right after having sex when the penis has withdrawn from the vagina.
He pulled out and I rolled over closing my legs back together and trembled from phantom penis.
by lovestosnuggle January 17, 2009
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penis puffer

Puff on a penis...like a ciggarette.
Used as an insult to guys, comment to girls!
"Shut the fuck up you penis puffer!"
by Ashly March 13, 2003
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Godzilla Penis

An unusually large penis. Large in both length and girth. A Godzilla Penis is said to be so good it can actually rip a girl in half, not simply make her feel like she's being ripped in half.

In Japan, the Godzilla Penis is a legendary penis, said to belong to a hero who will save the world from destruction.
EXAMPLE 1:

Police Officer: 911, what's your emergency?

Man: Um, I think I killed my girlfriend.

Police Officer: What happened?

Man: I split her in half with my Godzilla Penis when we tried to have sex! Oh God! Oh God what have I done?!

EXAMPLE 2:

"Long ago, a prophecy foretold of a hero from a land far to the east saving the world with his giant penis. A penis of Godzilla proportions. Known as the Godzilla Penis."
by FatJackson October 17, 2009
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Penis Faggot

A bundle of penises. They are grouped and tied together for easier sale of many penises. Found often in the paintings of Jon van Eyke and Jackson Pollack.
A:Would you like to pick up that penis faggot, Jim?
B: What? This bundle of dicks! Ok.
by Mr. Pieter Bruegel December 14, 2009
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Penis click

When you are erect and proceed by grasping your penis and pushing it forward until your pubic bone makes a clicking/cracking noise (just like clicking your knuckles or fingers)
by CoryH June 26, 2016
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penis drool

the pre-cum that drips from the tip of the penis
His penis drool landing on my shirt.
by Ebo! August 13, 2008
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