Tessy wessy noodles and spaghetti

A very weird person indeed
Doesn't realise what happens around them and their friend has a secret

"Omg Tessy wessy noodles and spaghetti is so weird"

by Ian sarain August 12, 2021

Noodle brained muppet

A completely brain dead imbecile.

That dude is a real Noodle brained muppet.

by John_doe42069 November 7, 2024

Tittie noodles

When you eat a pot noodle and drop some on your titties.

Beth has ✨tittie noodles✨

by Stannoodles May 7, 2021

fodoodle noodle

A fodoodle noodle is an another term for a human penis.

Damn baby please play with my fodoodle noodle.

by The fodoodler April 22, 2018

The Darby Noodle

When your bald and your male genitalia are so small it makes a micros penis look massive

“Trevor was in the change room and everyone laughed because he had The Darby Noodle”

by Johnsantel October 9, 2025

Noodle blaster

a nigger!

Theres a dirty noodle blaster trespassing onto my property! His porch monkey cousins are with him in skimasks!

by Noodle Blaster May 7, 2023

Noodle

ITS A BIG PENIS

I wish I had a Noodle.

by A guy who likes brain September 24, 2015