brutal pipe murder

The action in which you(Elias Bouchard) kill someone by use of a pipe. Neat, hm?

"Today is the anniversary of brutal pipe murder! Let us all make posts on tumblr and do some silly fanarts once again."

by Buhbyh January 20, 2024

The good ship murder

A very fucking stupid ex police man decided to sing and the fucker later found dead people and thought “oh! Lets go figure this out!” As if he was a detective, in which he was not.

Singer man: dead people!

Butler: i dont think you should check that outs your a singer no-

Singer man: CLUEDO IRL

* Roll the credits to The good ship murder. *

by Pigeon14 December 6, 2023

GO GO GADGET MURDER GOKU

What Inspector Gadget says to kill goku instantly

Goku: wait, you're the guy who's gonna fight me?
Goku: i am the strongest character in fiction. No one can ever defeat me with my-
Inspector Gadget: GO GO GADGET MURDER GOKU
Goku: *dies*

by GenieTheDude April 29, 2024

Witness a murder

You watching someone get killed from a distance

Yooo , I just witness a murder im shaking really bad

by z12fruadin December 29, 2024

Witness a murder

You watch someone get killed from a far.

Yooo , I witness a murder early this morning

by z12fruadin December 29, 2024

The opposite of CHILD MURDER

Yes.

Hym "It's the opposite of CHILD MURDER, yes, but is IN NO WAY the opposite of 'publishing a theory of AI that is then implemented by tech retards.' So, yeah.

by Hym Iam July 1, 2025

Actively provoke me into murdering kids

And that's what ole' Sam Sedar is trying distract you from.

Hym "The fact that while he is telling you not to do anything to stop the children from getting murdered.... He is also instructing people to actively provoke me into murdering kids. So it's a 2 pronged attack. Intended both to provoke and immiserate me into child murder because taking my freedom is more important to him than your kids not getting murdered. And he as already MADE IT HAPPEN. They are calling for people to use the weaponized schizophrenia. The people they are doing it to a murdering you kids for it. And then Sam Sedar goes on his show, lies to you about how the only solution if banning guns (even though there was a mass stabbing that killed 10 people and several shootings that killed less than 10) and then YOU vote for the people and policies he tells you to vote for and regardless of whether or not you kids die Sam Sedar get more political power for himself. And that's all this is about. Keeping himself on the internet. Which is not what's going to happen if I have anything to say about it. He want you to lie for him now, so that if the kid dies you have an easier time lying about his culpability. You think he is going to come forward and say 'yeah I didn't like what he said on urban dictionary so I provoked, stalked, and harassed him for several years to get him to murder a kid?' No. He won't do that. But YOU will have to live with the decision he made and you have have to live with the only choice I was given and I won't."

by Hym Iam October 31, 2025