Wednesday Morning

A term used to describe a horrid stench, like you expelled a nasty turd following Taco Tuesday.

Person 1: Don't go in there: it reeks like a Wednesday Morning.
Person 2: Eww, gross! What did you eat?

by Supernova33427 June 29, 2022

Morning Depression

It’s the morning and you probably recently woke up and you are feeling depressed and you know it’s just the sleep deprivation getting to you because it later gets replaced with actual depression.

“I’m feeling that morning depression right now”

“I want to die but it’s just the morning depression getting to me”

by FlowerIsSoEpic February 23, 2022

Good morning God bless

When you drink coffee, eat breakfast, and take a shit all ay the same time

Hold on I have to take a Good Morning God bless... Do you wanna come?

by BigMac-11 May 24, 2018

My morning face

Not a nice sight.

Someone who sees me: OH GOD GET AWAY FROM ME.
Me: This is just my morning face tho...

by I'm honest I swear April 3, 2015

Good Morning

The greeting used by paparazzi at 4 A.M. to receive the kind and polite response from "Yeezy man" himself.

Paparazzi man: Hey Good Morning Kanye.
Kanye Best: Shut the fuck up

by Rey the Gay October 15, 2019

Good Morning

A phase you use when seeing Jim Moortgat no matter what time of the day it is.

Good morning coach Jim Moortgat

by ConCole July 14, 2022

morning makeup face

Morning makeup face is when a girl gets up extra early to put in her makeup before her boyfriend wakes up to pretend she wakes up that way naturally.

Deanna jumped out of bed early to apply her morning makeup face before she hopped back in bed with her boyfriend so he can wake up thinking she always looks like that.

by Cubbykins April 5, 2017