Morgan Twins

Name for horrible twin lacrosse players also known as the floppers, wussies, or the word for a female dog - bitches

Lax player 1: “yo Sarah look who it is”
Lax player 2: “bro is that the Morgan twins”
Lax player 3: “Oml there’s the floppers. I just laugh anytime I look at them”

by 337799 June 08, 2024

Piers Morgan's FILTHY cheating slut wife

Does she need another break? Cuz my libido has been in overdrive that past couple of days.

Hym "So I'm laying in bed... Naked... Thinking about Piers Morgan's FILTHY cheating slut wife.... A break!? Ha! Hahahahahahaha! Hahahahahaha! Aha!"

by Hym Iam February 09, 2025

Morgan Reid

Morgan Reid is a "batty yute"...

Morgan Reid fiddles little children

by greenpear2012 February 23, 2022

morgan and edgar

the best couple in the whole fucking world

random fuck:have you heard of morgan and edgar?
other random fuck:no who that actually fuck are they?
random fuck: look it up in the damn dictionary

by fuckingchokemedaddy April 15, 2022

Captain Morgan stance

When a guy takes a piss with his foot propped up on something (Usually the side of the bath tub) like Captain Morgan stands with his foot on a barrel.

I like your bathroom, I can pee Captain Morgan stance in it.

by DrKarate September 21, 2012

ashley morgan

garbage, but hot, sexy garbage that we love. #1 mom. #1 cook. Nom Nom. I prolly die without her. Blegh

Ashley Morgan baked me a muffin!

by MotherFucker98 June 17, 2019

Dexter Morgan

Widely considered as a sociopath or messed up obsessed psychopath who is obsessed with cooking red meat beefs. He turns into a monster(he calls his killer instincs as dark passenger) after experiencing his mother's brutal execution with chainsaw made by drug dealers in a container. In my opinion Dexter's last season was full of disappointment and his behaviors on last season were against the nature and definiton of a psychopath. So my personal opinion is he is a pure sociopath. BTW His son is a real pimp. Except from the last season, it's totally a masterpiece and you should read the book of show.

Jacob: I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask not just me.
Mark: Patrick Bateman?
Jacob: lol, Dexter Morgan.
Mark: Difference?
Jacob: At least he does not slay innocent ladies.
Mark: Lol, 'innocent ladies'
Jacob: Shh, don't give spoilers.

by WeebLawStudent October 04, 2023