Moose Knee

When pants get caught up in a girl's genitals.

Moose knee is a camel toe gone horribly wrong. Think large unattractive women in jeans 8 sizes too small.

DAMN! Dude did you see that whale's moose knee. Spandex is a privilege not a right.

by Museikage October 21, 2008

Moose Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was from Canada.

"That Moose Willis would beat you to a PULP FICTION."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

moose knuckle

a rather large women who has the whole front orb ass. with her said vag crumpled and tangled in her pants.

camel toe for fat women.

mrs. blocker reached into her moose knuckle and pulled out a bag of fritos.

by joytoy May 20, 2007

moose jaw

it means what the f**k

can you say what the moose jaw did I do last night

by elmer fudd May 13, 2005

moose knuckle

A realy sloppy pussy seen through tight jeans

That bitch had a huge moose kuckle.

by Brigadere General Franklin P. Pussycock III October 18, 2003

dry moose

A white guy that recently just jerked off

Last night I had a dream that I was humped by a dry moose

by Eddieis420 January 26, 2017

Moose Perch

An act of coitus undertaken at high elevation and in unusually uncomfortable circumstances. Balancing is usually involved.

Although the air was cold and the oxygen low, Karen still enjoyed being Moose Perched by Rod while they waited for the ski lift to start moving again.

by Gooooooooooooooooood May 10, 2009