by Wrench2020 May 7, 2020
Get the Bullshit'N Kevin mug.A Kevin Penguin is a type of Animal. He likes to play CSGO, Fortnite, Minecraft and Terraria on the weekends. He doesn't like it when people call him trash because he has anger issues. Often sleeps with his brother. Known to be gay he sneaks around girls and charming them making them fall in love with him. A Kevin penguin isn't a fun guy to be around. He often attacks people around him by Dong Chiming his friends or commonly known as Thousand years of Death. Overall a Kevin Penguin likes to play games and is a pervert.
by US Gouverment May 31, 2020
Get the Kevin Penguin mug.A modern Typhoid Mary, Covid Kevin is an asymptomatic disease carrier of the COVID 19 virus. With his self-righteous, ill-informed understanding of what contagious and constitutional means, his protestations to the checkout girl, free from the tyranny and oppression of a removable face covering, can infect the people around him with his freedom laden spittle and spew.
During COVID Kevin’s viral mating season of 3 to 14 or more days, Kevin can infect dozens of others, statistically sending several to the hospital or their death, fulfilling his role in the pandemic ecosystem.
SYNONYMS:
COVID Cory, COVID Cody, COVID Carl, as well as other catchy names that pair well with Covid, including its feminized versions, COVID Carole and COVID Karen (Not to be confused with the white privileged, self-righteous female “Karen”)
During COVID Kevin’s viral mating season of 3 to 14 or more days, Kevin can infect dozens of others, statistically sending several to the hospital or their death, fulfilling his role in the pandemic ecosystem.
SYNONYMS:
COVID Cory, COVID Cody, COVID Carl, as well as other catchy names that pair well with Covid, including its feminized versions, COVID Carole and COVID Karen (Not to be confused with the white privileged, self-righteous female “Karen”)
1. Is that some COVID Kevin making an ass out of himself in the checkout line?
2. Whenever I’m indoors with people I don’t know not wearing masks, I can’t help but feel I’m surrounded by a bunch of COVID Kevins.
3. Poor guy, he was a COVID Kevin and didn’t even know it.
2. Whenever I’m indoors with people I don’t know not wearing masks, I can’t help but feel I’m surrounded by a bunch of COVID Kevins.
3. Poor guy, he was a COVID Kevin and didn’t even know it.
by Mad Mod Lib July 11, 2020
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Wallet bought by people by the top 1% of the society, and used by the Rich.
Wallet bought by people by the top 1% of the society, and used by the Rich.
That Vietnamese boi standing there have a Kevin's Wallet.
I am too poor to afford Kevin's wallet.
When Kevin's wallet come into our store, our cash register is filled with cash.
I am too poor to afford Kevin's wallet.
When Kevin's wallet come into our store, our cash register is filled with cash.
by Ultra rich boi July 21, 2020
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Get the Dan & Kevin mug.One Of the most epic ass niggas under 3 feet tall!! he runs Duglasvile like no other, he keeps it low down. straight underground, any problem he will solve it s"hortly"
by bad ass balla July 27, 2011
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