A very huge and lazyperson, Jordan typically comes to work and watches everyone else work. He tends to be a funny guy, but doesn’t like to do anything but eat.
Not a real name. Basically just Jordan that went on too long. They’d be as well dropping the extra ‘n’ and getting on with their life. Prob not a real person - maybe a spy.
Unable to cope with being less skilled in an activity, a patient with Jordan Syndrome tries their hardest to look like an expert through verbal manipulation and circumstantial evidence.