When you’re hanging with your buddy at an olive garden and proceed to shove every single breadstick into their anus and pull them out and eat every single one
Person 1: Why was Dylan so happy last night
Person 2: He went out to eat last night with Tyler and got a Italian Brun Special
Person 2: He went out to eat last night with Tyler and got a Italian Brun Special
by Johny763 April 5, 2024
Get the Italian Brun Specialmug. by pg69 February 11, 2023
Get the Italian Fistingmug. Person who enjoys everything that can be enjoyed way too much while lacking any moral core values. They also love to compare themselves to ancient romans, but they are smaller, wider in size, hairyer and less disciplined.
Are you a bad father? In Italy you're a hard working man too busy for family.
Betrayed your partner? In Italy, you're a romantic person falling for beauty.
You're a thief? In Italy, you simply a man who finds many things.
Betraying your brothers in ww1 'cuz you don't know loyalty?
In italy, you're a noble man.
Praising a fascist dictator taking over your country but not backing him up in the middle of a war 'cuz you got no balls?
No worries, in italy you're a simply a brave man fighting for freedom.
Getting pegged by greece in ww2, constantly needing german support?
Its okay, if you swich sides again to fall in your brothers back.
Are you a bad father? In Italy you're a hard working man too busy for family.
Betrayed your partner? In Italy, you're a romantic person falling for beauty.
You're a thief? In Italy, you simply a man who finds many things.
Betraying your brothers in ww1 'cuz you don't know loyalty?
In italy, you're a noble man.
Praising a fascist dictator taking over your country but not backing him up in the middle of a war 'cuz you got no balls?
No worries, in italy you're a simply a brave man fighting for freedom.
Getting pegged by greece in ww2, constantly needing german support?
Its okay, if you swich sides again to fall in your brothers back.
A): "Where you're from?"
B): "I'm italian!"
A): "Wow; I love ancient roman history! Bet you're good looking, fit, disciplined, loyal and romantic!"
B)"Umm... my mom makes great spaghetties!"
B): "I'm italian!"
A): "Wow; I love ancient roman history! Bet you're good looking, fit, disciplined, loyal and romantic!"
B)"Umm... my mom makes great spaghetties!"
by PhallusEnormus November 23, 2021
Get the Italianmug. When you get screwed over so badly it causes a massive inconvenience to your plans. Often happens in situations where you are taken advantage of in a greasy way, one where no prepareration could have been made to prevent this.
Friend 1: "I can't hang out this weekend, my boss told me to come in on Saturday AND to pay him back from the client lunch from last week."
Friend 2: "I thought he just gave you a promotion?! Sounds like you got screwed Italian Style."
Friend 2: "I thought he just gave you a promotion?! Sounds like you got screwed Italian Style."
by Stophe Mane September 8, 2022
Get the Italian Stylemug. by Steadlur February 9, 2023
Get the the Italian mafi-ayy-ayymug. 
by Dewayne January 17, 2013
Get the Rusty Italianmug.