Blender shits

1.) Intense excreting of liquid feces from the rectum.

2.) Incredibly bad diarrhea, with feces tending to be more liquid than solid in substance.
That Chinese food did work on my stomach. Got the worst blender shits I've ever had.
by Nazultan October 01, 2010
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Centaur Shit

When Horse Shit just isn't enough...meet the new, accelerated version. Horse shit might be gross, but centaur shit takes the cake, devours the man, chews it up and shits it out thrice.
I can't believe LJ thinks I act like I'm 12!? What a load of Centaur Shit.
by JBOinPDX April 09, 2010
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shit merchant

Another Irish phrase for a bullshiter
by Viper April 24, 2005
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Gorilla shit

I was over yonder at the Walmart and this bitch was taking a gorilla shit right in the aisle
by Monkeylover126 September 22, 2018
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safety shit

The shit you take before going out on a date where you expect to get laid so as not to poop in your date's bathroom.
Man, I took a safety shit before my date with Denise!
by LordFartingtonTheThird January 17, 2016
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This shit fucks

Probably used in a banger sentence meaning it’s bomb as fuck. Also could mean this stuff is really good.
Dude have you tried that bbq
Nah man I have not

Dude this shit fucks, it’s so good
by Bonesauce February 09, 2020
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emergency shit

the shit that is on it's way RIGHT NOW and will come out in 13.2 seconds whether you are on/near the toilet or not; usually results in an assplosion
As soon as I got the bubbleguts, I knew it was gonna be an emergency shit and almost didn't make it.
by justtoobad October 20, 2008
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