This is where, during sexual intercourse, the male participant would put his penis (or "hot pocket") into any orifice his partner may possess (in this case, this is known as the "microwave"). At this point, he and his partner would remain as still as possible in this position, with his hot pocket in his/her microwave, until his hot pocket would soften, fully thawed by the microwave. After this, both participants would be expected to go to sleep and/or weep silently.
Person 1: I walked in on my dad and my mom hot pocketing last night.
Person 2: Damn, how was it?
Person 1: Awesome, I wanna try it on my dog.
Person 2: Damn, how was it?
Person 1: Awesome, I wanna try it on my dog.
by MadCow789 April 06, 2015
An intimate couple consisting of an abnormally large male and an excessively small female; the female is so miniscule when juxtaposed with the gargantuan male that it is said she could fit in the male's pocket
"Goddamn that is a pocket fuck."
by Plinty O'Toole Craven Moorehead Harry Beaver Jack Ofsalot August 29, 2007
A one player or 2 player game you play by using a guy's pants pocket and playing with his balls. Aim of the game is to make the guy cum.
Girl 1: I wanna play some pocket soccer
Girl 2 : Me too. Let's use that guy standing there. It will be a long hard game tho
Girl 2 : Me too. Let's use that guy standing there. It will be a long hard game tho
by JohnnyTesticles69 April 22, 2019
This word is a derogatory term to explain an inflamed Liberal person. I used it once to describe my friend, John, and it seems to have caught on within my group of friends. I refer to the Far-Left, as "pocket fuckers" because they like to fuck you RIGHT where it hurts, in the pocket (more specifically, the one holding your money).
"Hey, you know what, this guy is a real pocket-fucker! He won't even tip the waitress, then wants me to give him money to buy some cigarettes."
"Why can't these fucking pocket fuckers realize that we need to stop taxing and start acting!"
"Pocket fucking liberals. Can't live with them because the air isn't clean enough, can't shoot them because there aren't any guns."
"Why can't these fucking pocket fuckers realize that we need to stop taxing and start acting!"
"Pocket fucking liberals. Can't live with them because the air isn't clean enough, can't shoot them because there aren't any guns."
by KentPsych018 March 04, 2010
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