a person who tends to be seen as a funny or misleading person; usually seen as loud, obnoxious, and irrelevant to important life situation.
Have anyone seen the Can I who caused that big uproar downtown in the park?
Or tripple can I, or Deluxe can I!
Or tripple can I, or Deluxe can I!
by Bri Bettard February 08, 2009
The act of engaging in male masturbation. The pringle can represents the subjects penis, while the shaking represents the motions made by the males hand to simulate a vagina and/or anus. During the shaking process, it is expected for the male to have some type of masturbation "material" such as a pornographic DVD or perhaps a pornographic magazine. The shaking process can last anywhere from a minute to over an hour, all depending on the situation.
Babe, I was shaking the pringle can all last night, but here's the sweet part, I didn't even use any masturbation material, I used thoughts brought from my spank bank.
by Mr. 1234 September 27, 2009
Barry: Did you hear about those two new girls from texas?
Jerry: Yeah they were performing a Topsham Can Crusher on each other
Jerry: Yeah they were performing a Topsham Can Crusher on each other
by Smegma Pirate May 20, 2010
by Can nigga July 20, 2018
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by lotuspanda March 13, 2009
Connor walks into Marie's room while getting ready for the club. She looks hot and
Connor say, " wow sexy can I"
Marie say, "Please do"
Then they screw
Connor say, " wow sexy can I"
Marie say, "Please do"
Then they screw
by agent 907 July 17, 2008