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i am google and you are Wikipedia

when someone fights with you... use this and expect them to go off crying
person 1 : you're always wrong
Person 2: i am google and you are Wikipedia

person 1 : crys
by christi jones April 28, 2020
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i less than three you

meaning i love you. comes from the IM symbol for a heart
<3 using the symbol for less than and the number three.
Kaitlin- Babz is the best friend anyone could have! she's so much better than you!!
Babz- Aw i less than three you Kaitlin!!
by babzie May 16, 2006
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I more than like you

by JimBud May 13, 2007
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I More Than Like you

A less aggressive way to say, "I love you."
Kind of leading up to love. Like on your way from "like" to "love."
Me: I really like you.
Dave: I MORE than like you.
Me: I love you.
Dave: Yeah, I love you too.
by Harrison's Girl March 31, 2020
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I am cool not you

Basically words that describe I AM COOL NOT YOU L BOZO
Drake: i am cool not you
Amanda: I do not give a crap
by Jeremy_is_cool September 20, 2022
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I won't tell if you don't

Convenient phrase used to assure any person being approached by an interested party that they made the right decision in initially turning them down them with the "sorry, I have a boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other of non-specific gender" line. Often followed by a cheeky wink, just to really bring it home.

The war-cry of the asshole.
Guy: "hey gorgeous, do you think I could take you out some time?"
Girl: "aw that's sweet, and I'm flattered, but I have a boyfriend"
Guy: "no sweat baby, I have a wife and three kids at home. I won't tell if you don't"
Girl: "oh gosh really? Thank goodness, that was my main concern. Pick me up at 7, and bring a three-pack of Durex"
by Heterochromia_biomedical September 9, 2018
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I ask for you to make an effort to understand me

A succinct phrase that unfortunately has to be used whenever a person, despite already doing the best you can to make your point clear, has misinterpreted your point.

Using this phrase is almost essential nowadays when you try to express your opinion on the internet.
Internet user 1: So what you're saying is that people aren't allowed to have personal opinions?

Internet user 2: I ask for you to make an effort to understand me. I am not saying that people's right to freedom of speech should be taken away, but rather that free speech should have limits. Hate speech crosses that limit.
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