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Hook-em Head

Chicks definition... It's the first time you suck a guy's dick when you want to make sure that he is not going anywhere.

Guy definition... The first blow job you get from a chick that you tell your friends about, but don't even realize she just made sure you wasn't going anywhere.
"Yea girl, that dude mine..i gave him that hook-em head, he ain't going nowhere"

Yoooooo.... This girl just took my soul... She got me hooked....

Damn bro, she got you sprung like that? She got you w the hook-em.head, didn't she?
by Molly Lamer July 18, 2025
mugGet the Hook-em Headmug.

spear-hook

When a deal is made to someone that seems beneficial but ruins the signer with a series of bullshit fine prints smacked in their face later on down the road.
Emile got the shit end of the spear-hook after it turns out that in order to get his health benefits he had to sacrifice his dog.
by Real Human Bean September 10, 2016
mugGet the spear-hookmug.

hook

“yeah me and her hooked at the party
by ya head November 5, 2018
mugGet the hookmug.

off tha hook

by Anonymous September 12, 2003
mugGet the off tha hookmug.

the hook

When you’re having sex, and your penis breaks perpendicularly.
I was having sex with a girl and I got the hook! It hurt a lot.
by MRBanter101 December 31, 2018
mugGet the the hookmug.

Hook the Fanny

Hanging up your Fanny pack after a long day of being a fuck boy.
Bro 1: “bro I’ve been at a rave all night, where can I ‘hook the Fanny’?”
by 69andfeelingfine March 20, 2021
mugGet the Hook the Fannymug.

hooking up

Hooking up is not necessarily having sex. However, It can span from making out to having sex
“We hooked up last night
“Did you fuck?”
“No, hooking up doesn’t mean we fucked. We just made out and dry humped
by Joseph mama 69 November 25, 2021
mugGet the hooking upmug.

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