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Be history

used to indicate imminent departure, dismissal, or death
"an inch either way and you'd be history"
by Arminkshipper June 14, 2025
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THE HISTORY COMPETITION CLUB

best club for history everrrrrr, u gotta join bro!
PERSON 1: hey broski, i wanna join the history comp club
PERSON 2: OMLLLL U SHOULD BRO, THE HISTORY COMPETITION CLUB IS SO MUCH FUN
by History Comp Club Lover August 21, 2025
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history of carrot

the history of king William making carrot orange. in 1500 king William III grew a shit ton of carrots but they were FUCKING purple or some shit so they magically made them orange
I fucking hate purple carrots!

Me too lets make them orange.

fuck yeaaaaa! history of carrot
by laclaclac February 4, 2025
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history of carrot

history of king william making carrots orange because in 1500 they were FUCKING purple or something.
I fucking hate purple carrots!

Me too, lets make them orange!

Fuck yeaaaaaa! History of carrot
by laclaclac February 4, 2025
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history of carrot

King william hates purple karrots and made them orange.
Fuck yeeaaaa! history of carrot.
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history hates lovers

Timmy: "History will call them close friends but not lovers"

Alexandra: "yeah, history hates lovers"
by GooberCyn March 2, 2025
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AP World History

A useless ass class which will violently rape your asshole with Homework and then kill you and light your remains on fire while pissing on your grave all so that your college of choice will reject the college credit so that in the end you wasted your sophomore year of high school. And if by some miracle you manage to pass the class you'll probably end up killing yourself because of the pain of endless late nights doing the most useless garbage you've ever done.
Friend: Hey man do you want to go to a movie tonight?

You: No because AP World History is violently murdering my ability to sleep tonight with another Fucking DBQ about some dumb bitch who advocated for Womens rights in Japan during the 1800's or some bullshit.
by tiredBastard March 9, 2025
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