Goon Juice

Goon juice (commonly reffered to as "cum") is a result of excessive gooning.

Aydan got his goon juice ALL OVER THE ROOM!

by bingkin May 19, 2024

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goon

a person most of the times a nigga (cuz yanno roaches are multiplying by the second) who get no gets no type gyals or pussy

D'Ondre is a goon.

by gun-handler86 January 19, 2018

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Croatian flicker gooning is a sexual act consisting of using a cheap vibrating buttplug which will periodically zap your prostate due to its poor quality and its controlled by Nikola Tesla's spirit who is summoned via an ouija board in a forest near Smiljan (the place Nikola Tesla was born in) while you goon while chanting the words "Nikola, bless me, and I shall bless your birthplace with my seed".

"Dude, I heard you are visiting Smiljan in a month. Is that true?" "Yeah, im going there mostly to try Croatian flicker gooning!"

by YVLdoja December 4, 2024

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jitter gooning

Tying a rope to your penis and attaching the rope to a door while opening/closing the door rapidly.

Last night I heard Jason jitter gooning in the bathroom

by BylrBr December 31, 2024

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Moon gooning

A native American ritual including beheading bison or skinning elk and hanging them in a tree under a full moon at night

Person 1: Hey guys you wanna go moon gooning tonight?

Person 2 & 3: sure, where is a bison herd?

Person 1: I know a native American that knows everything about moon gooning that will show us.

by Guccibruh305 November 12, 2023

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Power Gooning

1. When you be gooning, and you start jorking your peanits for REAL REAL!

2. You tape a reciprocating saw to your penis, and turn it on to start the Power Gooning session.

"Yo, when did you start Power Gooning?"

"JIm, I haven't seen my family in 5 days, I've been on that hot streak thanks to twitter.com."

by Power Gooner 5090TI February 1, 2025

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