Evan

Stereotypically boys names Evan have a huge penis
I spent last night with Evan and omg his penis was huge
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Evan

Evan, a word to describe one of the oldest known things in the universe. It has lived through every single event in history.
Evan is old as fuck
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Evan

The best person in the world. He makes friends and is smart as shit.
by YOR moms best friend October 27, 2020
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Evan

The best person in the world. He makes friends and is smart as shit.
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Evan

Evan is the kind of guy who not only loves hitting up the hottest shops but also knows how to enjoy a good time in the bedroom. His idea of a perfect day involves a mix of indulging in retail therapy and receiving enthusiastic attention in the form of getting his dick suck. With a knack for combining his passions, Evan ensures that both his shopping bags and his intimate moments are equally satisfying.
He’s also really smart but really annoying when we don’t get what he wants.

Also be careful of the Evan, he’s a cheater and you have to be tough with him to make sure that he stay loyal to you.

I love you Evan
Daddy Noah.
What’s Evan’s personality like?

Noah: oh… Well
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Evan

Evan is a name that is common in Ireland and most people who are Evans are addicted to video games like bitlife. He hates emos loves memes sometimes annoying but he isn't flattering. People named Oisíon commonly want to fight Evan because they think there hard. Evans are also pretty stuiped at times
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Look! There's a Evan.
by The emos crusader October 10, 2019
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