Evan

A fucking dipshit who loves anime and roleplay. He is a wiibu who likes sticking his penis inside other animals. He looks like a blobfish had a child with Whoopie Goldberg. He has a mullet, no friends, and the IQ of a starfish. Nobody lies Evan.

"Eww, It's Evan."

by Eric Benedict February 20, 2020

Spy Evan

Best counter blox youtuber. Honestly.

Spy Evan?? HOLY SHIT THATS THE BEST CB YOUTUBER!!!

by SpyEvan August 1, 2021

Evan Crowe

Evan Crowe is a popular young celebrity, mostly known for his appearance on the show ‘the world’
Age: 12
Full name: Evan Lance Crowe
Birthday: 17 of September
Birthplace: Melbourne, Victoria
Astrological sign: Virgo

Evan Crowe is so cool.

by Celebsonurban October 30, 2021

Evan

To be the most annoying mf of all time. Evan likes to think he’s funny even though all his jokes come off as cringe.

“Hey is that a garbage can?”

“Nope thats just evan”

by moony.moon.moon October 6, 2020

Danny evans

A kid who hits puberty early and is also a gay he likes getting his willy in welsh sheeps asses and likes fingering is own bumhole.

raaaaa that Danny Evans kid had a fat scrap with that sheep from wales init cus he even got his will out and started fucking it.

by Eh da ebusser July 3, 2020

Evan

A short kid that skateboards but isn’t very good. also is thic

Did u see that kid skateboarding? he’s such an evan

by dumbblonde666 December 10, 2017

evan rigia

chumky chez raid, muscle man, and rehehehehehe guy

“Hey, do you know Evan Rigia?”
“REEEGEGEHEGEHEHEHEHEHE”

by bl1tzz9006 May 13, 2022