drunk bet

Drunk bets are not to be held accountable to the "better" all wagers, especially those that beyond reason, are null and void the morning after. Unless the bet is paid before sun up, the debt does not need to be filled, as it was influenced by intoxication. Unless the wager has a dollar amount. Then you're SOL, bastards.

Drunk bet

Todd: (drunken stagger) "I'll bet you my entire unicorn collection that you won't go swimming naked right now."

The debt is forgotten about until morning, therefore Todd keeps his unicorns.

Todd: "33 dollars says you don't go swimming naked right now."

Todd owes $33.00 cash to whomever he placed the bet with .

by Lienad Oldar March 26, 2017

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Drunk Retention

The measure of the ability to remember things that happened while drunk.

Guy #1: I can't believe you remember that! You were pretty drunk last night!
Guy #2: What can I say? I have excellent drunk retention.

by Dave-Landon August 12, 2012

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Sleep drunk

1. Someone who has reached the point of being so tired that they appear intoxicated.

Dang, she acted so crazy late last night laughing and singing for no reason, she must have been sleep drunk.

by Lukeemulous June 28, 2020

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Drunk and Josh

When you’re drunk af but you don’t want your brother from another mother to know about it

*Heydjdkck drakefkfkfnfj”

“Woah, dude- you’re drunk and josh right now”

“What can i say? HUG ME BROTHAAAAAA”

by tap-dncr22 March 24, 2019

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Seattle Drunk

The act of going from being mild mannered successful desk jockeys by day, to righteous party gods by night. One cannot simply impede someone who has achieved Seattle drunk but merely hope to contain them.

Guy 1: Dude i got so hammered last night
Guy 2: Oh yea? But did you get Seattle drunk?
Guy 1: Lol F*ck no, I only had like 8 shots & 10 beers. Im only flesh & blood...

by The Trufe August 11, 2014

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