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Door County-gasm 

A Door-County-gasm is one of the cumgasms a guy has when he's vacationing in Door County and eats some pot-stickers, gets into an outdoor jacuzzi on a moonless but glittering star-lit night and suck your buddie's dick underwater while he jacks you off with one of your knobby fleshlights until you're almost ready to cum, -- then he pulls it off your cock and you blow your load into the fleshlight, suck it out and sno-ball it, and then you swallow it and do it again.
I went to Door County with Matt, and had several Door County-gasms while there!
Door County-gasm by USAF Cadet February 2, 2021
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green door dragon

a phrase that has seemingly no definition on the internet.
green door dragon, a phrase with no meaning and would make a good band name
green door dragon by isogreen February 10, 2008

Racist Door 

The racist door is a figurative/metaphorical door that is opened when somebody makes a racist comment. This either allows for further racist comments or it allows for the retort: "You are a racist" or words to that effect, thereby closing the racist door.

Coined on Mock The Week, by Frankie Boyle, when someone made a racist comment against Scotland (his homeland) and he replied: "Thanks for opening the racist door for me."
"Hello children, shall we see what's behind the racist door today? Oh, it's ching chong chinaman."

<hears racist comment> "Does anybody hear a creaking door?"

- Frankie Boyle
Racist Door by LemonZeppelin September 12, 2009

Open Door Policy

The act of relieving ones bowls whilst leaving the door open.
My neighbors were quite shocked when they saw my "open door policy" enforced.
Open Door Policy by Multiplebabyarms December 19, 2003

Blue door 

Blue doors indicate a place where evil lurks. It is most often a secret communication to other evil-doers, informing them it is one of their establishments. Any number of evil rituals happen in these establishments in secret (ie: after hours, hidden rooms, etc)
“Oh look Hillary, that bar has blue doors.”

“Duh, Bill, we’re having pizza with walnut sauce there tonight with Marina and John!”

“Yum! Hopefully hotdogs with maps too!”
Blue door by bbnico June 15, 2019
Pronounced due-bz. Is a universal word, originated from and most used by the teenager of the Champlain district of Vancouver BC, Canada, often used to substitute for nouns, verbs and adjectives in a sentence.

Originally used as a nickname for a blunt or joint. The term has changed meaning around 2010.

Different forms include
doobs (verb or plural noun or adjective)
doob (singular noun)
doobsing (adjective)
doobed (past tense verb)
You doobs.
You're such a doob.
Oh doobs man!
I doobed it.
Stop doobsing the doobs.
Did you just doobed it.
doobs by Hungdaddy316 July 5, 2011

cellar door 

the entrance to a subteranian labrinth or area made of wood or metal, may also allow access to a cellar(s)
the young girl would sneak down to the cellar at night and erotically caress the door
cellar door by feeeegattt September 5, 2003