donkey boy

someone appearing in a donkey like manner, much like the donkey off Shrek. Very ugly person who is a dumbass and isnt as great as he thinks he is.

Guillermo "Emil" Verde is a Donkey Boy.
Man Brigette Miller sure looks like a Donkey Boy too!

by fukumotherfuker April 28, 2008

stale donkey

unable to have an erection

a infertile person is a stale donkey

by matt February 25, 2004

Donkey Punch

A splendid beverage composed of:

2/3 Dr. Pepper
1/3 Fruit Punch

Man, I'm thirsty. Hit me with a Donkey Punch.

by Gloibin March 16, 2010

Donkey konga

Most annoying game since DDR. You play by beating on drums and clapping your hands. Gets old quick b/c they use songs that are already boring and played out.

If one of your siblings has this game you bettter have Tylenol PM handy if you plan on sleeping.

by jerryblank May 19, 2005

Donkey Rolling

When having sex in a bed, one or both of the couple take a shit. The couple carry on sex smearing the faeces around the bedsheets and each other.

Jack: Get some action with Sally last night?
Dave: Yeah, I couldn't wait for a shit though, so we ended up Donkey Rolling...
Jack: Erm... cool...

by Simon Young March 22, 2008

Donkey Rape

Getting raped by a donkey or a person that looks like a donkey.....e.g. tina turner.

i was donkey raped by tina turner

by Callyboy February 23, 2009

Donkey Smack

When a man is having "sexual" intercourse in the anal regions and wants SUPERIOR power and ecstasy when he is about to ejaculate he slaps the woman across her face.

Man1: yo man2 i donkey smacked heather last night it was awesome.
Man2: dude, your one sick fuck aint cha?
Man1: Bitch dont make me donkey slap you!
man2: ok i take it back *under his breath* sick fuck

by alex N chris August 13, 2006