New phones disease

The incessant need to check your device every 5 minutes no nothing's going on (usually pertains to smartphones but other electronic devices can apply)

Dude 1:Ever since Joe got his new iPhones 10s Max , he's been checking that thing every chance he gets.
Guy 2: uh oh Joe has new phones disease.
Dude 1 : God help us he needs treatment.

by Myzfyt July 25, 2019

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Lariat's Disease

The fact of getting to a certain point and not progressing for a very long time

Person 1: Hey, man, I got that sweet blue belt!
Person 2: nice! When's the next step
1: I dunno, soon-ish
Person 3: You have contracted Lariat's disease

by LPU1 November 9, 2019

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Fat Person Disease

(made by McNeal and a real-life experience)

The Fat Person Disease Is When Your Obese And You Can't Stop Eating. Fat People May feel Depression And Will Always Be Bullied

Bully "Your so fat lmao. Fat Person Disease!!!!" Fat Person thoughts "kill me already"

by Mcn Eal November 21, 2019

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Johns Disease

A disease caused by the act of using your own shit as lotion to jerk off.

Damn I think he has Johns Disease

by 1153011 March 20, 2019

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crying bitch disease

When you finish a show (mainly anime) with a happy, sappy, cheesy, or just overall normal ending and you automatically cry. Self-diagnosable.

“Yeah, last night when I finished ‘Run with the Wind’ I just automatically cried. The same thing happened when I finished watching every season of Free!, Hunter x Hunter, OHSHC, Clannad....almost anything I watch really. Pretty sure I have crying bitch disease.”

by MoonstoneAlch_ April 6, 2019

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