Gamer Disease

Symptoms:

rarely going outside,

only leaving your bedroom for food or drinks

and gains mass amounts of rage over petty things such as not getting all the big coins in mario.

" You need t go outside and socialize with people face to face or you will get gamer disease"

by 1ykos June 27, 2020

Gamer disease

A pp that is small and non epic

Example: "yo did you hear that whelsy has

Example: "yo did you hear that whelsy has Gamer disease

by The guy 42168 June 18, 2020

Wuv wuv disease

When you see little Amy, you start to wuv her instantly

I think Fliqpy has wuv wuv disease

by bíc xi September 19, 2017

Lack of Girlfriend disease

It is fatal, the victim will suffer intense heartbreak until receiving medication, which is obtained from seeing their partner.

“Help, i’m going to die, i haven’t seen my girlfriend in a week, i think i have lack of girlfriend disease”

by ashl3yz August 31, 2023

Ex-boyfriend Disease

Ex-boyfriend Disease, otherwise known as Pompous Ass Disease. Warning symptoms include heart palpitations, diarrhea, severe headaches and a compulsive need to flee the country. There are many specimens that have been known to be infectious. If you happen to come in contact with one, back away slowly, avoid eye contact, and disinfect immediately!

Woman: I ran into Roger today..
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.

Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.

Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.

by MonkeyBubbles June 26, 2017

Jacinto Disease

Jacinto Disease also known as The Star Plague It often goes to portuguese people and American people and often hates woman almost deadly to get banned but tries to stay not cringe while in reality hes Based

Example:Wow dude that guy is Really based does he have jacinto Disease?

by Saha Is trash December 08, 2021

Sir disease

When you go to a cvs or checkout and they always call you sir and you feel great shame also known as white mans disease

Goddamnit they called me sir again

Why do people always call me sir? I must have sir disease

by Friendship man November 09, 2021