A over rated player/model/metrosexual who gets the world over by his so called "good looks" and changes his hairstyle more often than he scores a penalty
The worst swear you could give a player in football
The worst swear you could give a player in football
by harish March 5, 2005
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by THE NIGG March 31, 2009
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Get the bit-david mug.Overrated (beyond belief) player with more limitations than you can shake a stick at, but for some reason Sven Goran Eriksson believes he is perfect material for the England captaincy. This ignores the fact he's NEVER captained a team, even at schoolboy level, and believes being England captain means you're supposed to take penalties, no matter how far over the bar they regularly go.
Used to be famous for being married to Posh Spice, but now it's the other way 'round. Now he's famous for shagging women that aren't Posh Spice, giving his children names that ensure years of bullying, and being gnerally useless on the pitch - if and when he gets on it when you consider his standing at Real Madrid.
Used to be famous for being married to Posh Spice, but now it's the other way 'round. Now he's famous for shagging women that aren't Posh Spice, giving his children names that ensure years of bullying, and being gnerally useless on the pitch - if and when he gets on it when you consider his standing at Real Madrid.
Any time he's on the front page of the tabloids/Hello for being famous, as opposed to demonstrating any form of footballing ability WHATSOEVER.
by OD Smith March 31, 2005
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Get the david powell mug.For my money, David Simon, David Chase and Vince Gilligan are the Michelangelo, Leonardo Davinci, Picasso of this generation.
by TheExpatreneur January 19, 2015
Get the David Simon mug.David Estrada is funny, cute, and loving. He may deserve better than who he has, and he may not be treated best even though he treats everyone with love. If you have met a David Estrada, this is very rare and special. He is your dove on a stormy day and he will light up anyone’s heart.
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