nono cream

Another name for cum or sperm.

I got nono cream all over my bathroom wall this morning when fapping.

by Dogchow August 15, 2009

Lemon Cream

The thick, moist combination of sweat and semen produced during a grueling Lemon Party.

The man walked into his room in the brothel and was horrified to find the Lemon Cream remains of the rooms' previous occupants.

by Taylor132 June 22, 2012

Jum Cream

A creamy white substance that oozes from Jumbie's dong-gor when Holdsy touches it softly... with his nose.

HAHAHA! Look at ole Holdsmobile with all the Jum Cream on his forehead!!!

by Crembie-San October 12, 2003

cream esteem

When you cream a gloppy load of cum in a cunt that rejected you at first. When a twat initially rejects your ass then changes her mind and fucks you. You now have cream esteem. It's much like revenge fucking.

What a fucking cunt mongrelthat twat wouldn't even give me the time of day. Don't worry talk her into fucking you and get back your cream esteem. I just squeezed a gloppy loadin that bitches cornea that will show her. It doesn't matter if you cum in her ear, her asshole, in her left nostril, or cunt you have earned back your cream esteem. it's just like revenge fucking.

by InsertAndSquirt74 January 22, 2014

cooter cream

A males reproductive liquid seeping out of an anus.

She liked the smell of cooter cream.

by BillForPresident July 6, 2016

ice cream gloves

A mythical item. Nobody has ever actually seen them and lived to tell about it. The full extent of their power is unknown, but it is rumored they will keep your hands from becoming sticky while eating ice cream.

Cube claims to own a pair of ice cream gloves, but nobody knows for sure.

by FishUSMC July 2, 2008

Ice Cream Slide

When the semen is about ready to ejaculate and then someone walks in causing you to stop during ejaculation so your semen will slide down your penis.

I had an Ice Cream Slide yesterday because my mom walked in just as I was about to ejaculate.

by King Ejaculation August 23, 2006