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Crap shoot

An evolution of the word crap chute; English slang for the ceramic toilet. Only in today’s case it is often referred to flushing money on games of chance.
Sexual reproduction is nothing more than a genetic crap shoot.
by Oshra October 13, 2018
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Crap

A pile of turds or crap.
That is some huge crap!
by WordMasterMan April 21, 2020
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crap

by elaboratescanner04 October 11, 2023
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throws crap

The same thing as "blows balls" or "sucks ass" except used if children or Christians are around.
Aw man! This new guy throws crap at his job! He fucking sucks! Oh shit, you're Christian my bad! And I forgot it was bring your kid to work day, so your 8 year old son heard that too. (son starts crying)
by slenderMAN666777 October 21, 2021
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Awesome crap

When you take a shit, wipe, and your arsehole is already clean. That is an awesome crap and legend has it that it brings good luck.
Bob: I just took a dump, wiped my hind end, NOTHING....Clean TP WTF. I think I need to call a doctor.

Bob's friend John: you're fine, it's called an awesome crap and it means you're going to have a great day. You're welcome.
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What the crap hall

When you get mad at someone/something but blame it on hall.
*someone drops a ball while the creature known as hall watches*

WHAT THE CRAP HALL!!

Hall: I didnt even do anything
by Boothehand December 2, 2023
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Vonc crap

On discord there is this thing where you can talk to others using your voice
Does anyone want to vonc crap
by Soupwithextradog October 1, 2018
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