Skip to main content

crap turkey

A turkey with such a bad smell it is literally a pile of crap. Also could be used as a insult not in realtion to smell.
You are such a crap turkey stop it!
by Fred The Camel May 2, 2016
mugGet the crap turkeymug.

ghost crap

When you are too edgy to say ghost shit, so you say the polished version of it.

So like, when you are at school, and the teacher doesn't want you to cuss, you say ghost crap. But I have no clue why people would you say "ghost crap" at school.
Cayle: Wow, what a nice dump I took there.
Cayle: Wait, why is my @$$ clean?
Cayle: *LOOKS AT TOILET*
Cayle: TF? Why is there nothing?!
Cayle: Must be ghost sh-- I mean, ghost crap.
by broception_15 May 12, 2019
mugGet the ghost crapmug.

eat crap munch scat

exactly what it says
Willy P: I eat crap munch scat
Everyone else: yeah you do
by currysandwhichrabbit December 12, 2021
mugGet the eat crap munch scatmug.

Hank Crap

A Hank Crap is when a person spends a very long time on the toilet.
In Breaking Bad, Hank Schrader was on the toilet for almost a year in between seasons of the show.

"I had Taco Bell last night. I'm Probably gonna take a Hank Crap today"
by NickiH December 30, 2013
mugGet the Hank Crapmug.

crap-hapinin

A greeting that can be either inquisitive or informative based on voice inflection,adapted from the earlier "What's crapinin".
Jer: hey whats up man?
Andrew: crap-hapinin.
by Andrew Marshall P1022 April 20, 2008
mugGet the crap-hapininmug.

Crap Nap

When you die on the toilet and no ones ever gonna find the body
That mooch is taking a crap nap or something. No ones heard from her in months
by Wretchen July 23, 2017
mugGet the Crap Napmug.

Crap-struck

Like lightning-struck but with crap (i.e. unsatisfactory)
However, unlike lighting, crap often does strike twice in the same place.
Guy1: You know last year's crap-struck disco party we went to?
Guy2: Yeah it really sucked!
by Raffik November 3, 2007
mugGet the Crap-struckmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email