gram cracker

Nichole is a gram crack!

if were crackers then u must be a ... gram cracker!

by girl gone wild February 27, 2004

cracker jack

An exclaimation used in order to connote excitement, surprise or even disappointment.

"Cracker jack yo!" That n00b played us. The herb is bunk.

by Knattypheet August 25, 2006

saltine cracker

the act of a black women pouring salt on a white man during intercourse, followed by an ass biting.

did you just pull a saltine cracker?

hell yeah i did now get out my house!

by tyboogey September 20, 2009

Cracker Hacker

When having sex in the missionary position, the guy crumbles a pack of crackers into his unsuspecting girlfriend's mouth while she's moaning causing her pussy to tighten when she coughs and chokes from the crumbs. If it leads to vomiting, you've successfully achieved the Cracker Blaster.

I was fucking this girl last night that was so loose I had to use the Cracker Hacker just to feel anything.

by Two Tone May 20, 2008

emo cracker

a white-person that likes emo to fucken much and lives by the ways of it or exactly the same as a EMO KID like its says rejects pop-culture and trys to live by emo not emo is all that bad

i really don't know anyone thats an emo cracker and i hope i never meet one, cuz if i do they will get stabbed the good-ole-fashioned way that getting stabbed much more then getting beat down clear. another example for emo cracker u stupid emo cracker you should get stabbed

by Beier December 28, 2003

Canadian Cracker

The name of the act of when a man ejaculates onto a woman's or another man's back, and the woman/man waits for it to dry, peels it off, and eats it.

Todd: I found a Canadian Cracker porno, it was horrible.

Sam: That's disgusting!!! I don't know how they can stomach eating it!

by Yashimi June 1, 2011

Thunder Cracker

Danny.
Yes, you. Danny.
You are THEE "Thunder Cracker."
Or, in same cases. "Thunder Crackuh."

Hes a cracker.. that thunders.

Danny is a thunder cracker.

by Amber Lynnn June 20, 2008