Coffee Parent

A parent or guardian that you have that everyone either finds funny, or loveable, and they want them to be their parent. Coffee is related because everyone likes coffee

I really love your parent! They are a coffee parent because everyone love them!

by Dwilli February 28, 2021

Coffee

This is a brown-colored drink. Milk, sugar and cream can be added to it, or even cinnamon, ice cream and butter. It contains caffeine, which is what makes drinking coffee refreshing. Caffeine stimulates the nerve system. Children should avoid drinking coffee.

Drinking coffee is commonly drunk in the morning and afternoon.

by pqlamzowksnxiejdbcurhfvytg June 27, 2022

coffee

coffee: life support

im dying i need coffee!

by pudge2359 September 19, 2018

Coffee

Somebody who has been coffed, or the beneficiary of a coffer

The coffer bought out the coffee shop.

by toastedwater December 2, 2021

Coffee > Tea

Coffee is better than Tea. I like both drinks but, Coffee is better. Usually Americans drink more Coffee. Usually Britains drink more Tea. So, Coffee > Tea is just like saying America > Europe. Both are true. USA U!S!A! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee!

Coffee > Tea CORRECT
Tea > Coffee INCORRECT

by Best User On Urban Dictionary October 11, 2025

Coffee

Wierd Shit That Makes 14 Year Old White Girls Go Crazy

OMG You Got A Fucking Starbucks Coffee

by ZdziChu March 2, 2020

urban coffee

A sexual move ware a woman drinks a gallon of coffee and shits in the mouth of 5 men as the men spit the shit into the other woman's vagina.

Hey babe do you want to do urban coffee to today.

by GgTheFatMan July 22, 2022