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Cream of Meat

Another way of describing the act of ejaculating in your woman's mouth and having her swallow your jizz in lieu of breakfast.
"She hung around until breakfast, gave me a killer blowjob and swallowed a warm healthy portion of my cream of meat."
by Fred Berry November 12, 2006
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Krispy Cream Donuts

One of gods mosts prized gifts that he could of sent down with the human race. That took eons to make this luscious Circle Dough of goodness. Jesus's fat step brother was the one who originally had the idea for this but every time he would make one he would eat it. It can also be called an organism of dough that will make you nut.
Donuts, Gods Gift, Orgasim of Icing in your mouth, Awesomeness, Fried Dough Circle. Sweet Vagina Bagel. Dough, Nut, Bagel and of course Krispy Cream Donuts,
by Krispy McCream March 21, 2010
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brown eye cream pie

a brown eye cream pie is when u cum in a female or a male's asshole and u have them hold their ass open then u eat it
your mom likes it when i give her a brown eye cream pie
by ihotcarledyourmom February 16, 2008
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cream

I want to cream on that girls face
by omfg March 18, 2003
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self-licking ice cream cone

a) An organization or entity whose sole purpose is promoting its own existence and splendor.

b) Any act whose primary consequence is the agrandizement of the actor

In both instances, the organization and/or act are inherently useless.
Armed Forces celebrating Memorial Day and Veterans' Day or the Catholic Church preaching from its own translation of the Bible are about as useful as a self-licking ice cream cone.
by der Hahn December 19, 2010
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ice cream therapy

when someone, usually a girl, is sad over heartbreak or life being shitty, they eat ice cream without caring if it gets them fat because it makes them feel better for a bit
She fucked a guy but realized it was a huge mistake, so she went home and treated herself to some ice cream therapy.
by just some kiddo12345678 November 16, 2010
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Cock Cream

Sperm vomited out of a girls ass into a morning cup of joe
Yummy, please pass the cock cream Jeff. It would be delectable with this coffee.
by Andrew Gravett May 25, 2008
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