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Chode broker

A chode broker is one who partakes in the buying and selling of chodes, in some cases for financial gain.
Person 1: Dude, I just hooked up with your ex girlfriend!

Person 2: Dude, you know what you are? You're a chode broker.
by peetypablo January 1, 2012
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twinkle chode

a gay person who has a chode
that dude over their looks like a total twinkle chode
by icandance April 28, 2010
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chode mageister

typically one who likes to sell used cars and watches porn. this type of person, man or female, usually has a mustache.
by lilbugga February 9, 2009
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Mr. Chode

Mr. Chode is the kind of person that you would find scrounging your basement floors for a can of SpaghettiOs or looking at your beautiful newborn daughter through the downstairs windows. A Mr. Chode is often blonde short and likes football.
"That guy over there won't stop looking at your daughter, be careful he looks like a Mr. Chode.
by Muffinstuffer14 May 25, 2016
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gillie-chode

1. someone who has a distinctive facial or physical feature that is funny looking.

or

2. someone who is being a nuisance or a pest at a party, or social event.

or

it can be used also as a pick me up for close friends.
Look at that funny gillard walking on the sidewalk!

Damn, look at that dude in Hot Topic, that gillie-chode needs to take it down a notch.

This party is going to be busted if those gillie dont calm down over there!

Dont worry gill , everything will be okay.
by lyndsey and caitlin January 6, 2009
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chode load

A load of sperm from a person with a chode finishing after having sex or jerking off
That kid mike lindsey gave off a huge chode load to that fat chick last night.
by mikelindseyAKRONOHIO330 February 21, 2010
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Chode Smoker

1. The art of sucking a hairy man's short fat dick.
2. Something you call someone for being a dumbass
"Becky I'm sorry but I totally choded smoked your bf last night"

"Bro quit being a chode smoker"
by The Apache June 2, 2016
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