National Child Labor Day

On May 4, people will boast about how much school sucks, and how it's literally unmissable,

Prepare to vandalize, terrorize, and infiltrate schools, for it is National Child Labor Day

by Ku Klux Klonoa November 17, 2021

small child holding an apple

a slang term for penis

When Mr. Stash flashed us, we saw what looked like a small child holding an apple.

by Griphftor August 17, 2006

Spear Chucking Jungle Child

A derogatory yet sometimes comical way of referring someone of African Descent. Used when referencing a particularlly wild or savage act.

I was in line for my groceries and that fucking spear chucking jungle child was taking his sweet time.

by XCali May 1, 2012

pre-gay bio-child

A child that a gay person had with a member of the opposite sex before realizing that he or she was gay.

"Melanie took her daughter Blossom to the park this morning."

"Melanie and Candace adopted a child?"

"No, Blossom is a pre-gay bio-child from Melanie's marriage to Mark a few years ago."

by Commentator X April 27, 2010

Herron Avery Child Cult

A small cult made up of Limelights that ship Jachary. The cult started February 2nd. The cult started in two group chats called Jachary’s Sex Tape™️ And Jachary’s Game Of Fortnite™️. The official Instagram account is herronaverychildcult

Person 1: did you see Herron Avery Child Cult’s new post?
Person 2: the jachary proof? Yes!

by Fandomangel13 February 17, 2019

Porta-Potty Flower Child

When a kid was created in the Porta-Potty's at Woodstock by the parents of hippies.

Porta-Potty Flower Child-When a kid was created in the Porta-Potty's at Woodstock by the parents of hippies.
Brooks was conceived in a Porta-Potty at Woodstock by Hippie Parents.

by DottedWatermelon February 3, 2015

drop kick a child day

on may 15th, people come out of their homes just to drop kick children

honey, lets make out while drop kicking our child on drop kick a child day.

by davidmangirl1234 May 9, 2022