Turkish dairy cow

the sextual act in wich a woman lactates into another anus

Dude have you seen this video of the TURKISH DAIRY COW

by lardopatamas365 April 1, 2011

Moo Moo Cow

A very fat woman, can be used as an insult directed toward a guy, could imply that said guy likes "Moo Moo Cows"

Alex: you Moo Moo Cow!!!!
Carter: I only nudged into you, Jesus effing Christ!

by scottbiker May 15, 2009

africa cow monkey

a(n) fat/enormous black bitch

Holy shit that is one crazy africa cow monkey!

by LlamaJr January 5, 2011

mad cow disease

something PETA planted in our cattle in an effort to turn everyone to vegatarians/vegans

damn PETA now they are trying to kill meat eaters with mad cow disease

by kick petas ass January 3, 2004

urban cow tipping

Can also be performed in suburbs. When one or more irresponsible teenager goes around the streets at night flipping over smart cars. This can also be done with a Prius or a Yaris, but these models are generally heavier, requiring a larger group which could compromise the mission. Urban cow tipping is also usually done under the influence of alcohol or marijuana, or both.

Irresponsible teen 1: "Hey dude, lets go urban cow tipping tonight!"
Irresponsible teen 2: "Do you have a bottle?"
Irresponsible teen 1: "Yeah."
Irresponsible teen 2: "Shit, let's fuckin do it."

by m4r1ju4n4m4n January 3, 2011

your moms cow

A generic phrase to be used when an unwanted person attempts to join into a conversation

Sierra: so what are you guys talking about?
Sophia: Your moms cow

by TheConnorG February 14, 2017

Cow Tongue Sandwich

Putting a girl between the box springs and the mattress with nothing but her butt and legs showing and then engaging in sex with the woman.

Thus, she looks like a sandwich but it feels like a cow tongue.

"Man, she is only good from the waist down!"

"Dude, she'll have to be made into a cow tongue sandwich"

by BigRob02 February 11, 2008