Cheese Wanker 

cheese wanker

someone who either masturbates:
1. With the aid of a dairy product, most commonly a soft cheese
2. While viewing/imagining images of cheese and obtaining sexual pleasure from the act

TOM: Bloody hell, this cheddar is great!
BERNARD: Tom, you cheese wanker!

Cheese Wanker by Addaz M May 17, 2008

cheese bitch 

Someone who is always the butt of the joke; usually among a well-intentioned group of friends but sometimes passive aggressively aimed at a member of a group that isn't well liked.

Modern use related to older concepts such as scapegoat or whipping boy.

"Dude, why are y'all so harsh on Trey all the time?"
"Nah, man. We're all joking. He's just the cheese bitch."

"Ugh, is Dillon gonna be there again? Fuck that cheese bitch, you'd think he'd get the message."

cheese bitch by ivylily03 January 3, 2017

cheese fries 

Fries (usually waffle fries), Smothered in cheese (usually American cheese),Invented by Americans to make their food even more unhealthy.

Person 1:Dude I'm gonna get some cheese fries.
Person 2:But your 250lbs overweight.
Person 1:Whats your point.
Person 2:YOUR GOING TO DIE!!!

cheese fries by Rob"Blues"Christ October 28, 2007

CHEESE BURGER 

used when about to give a hive-five, then you go lower than you were going to go for a real high-five and you say "CHEESE BURGER!" and you bring your hand to your mouth and hold it as if your eating a cheese burger.

A-yo man what's up
B- yo (motions for a high-five)
A-(goes for a high five)
B-CHEESE BURGER!!!!

CHEESE BURGER by Matt Shaver September 23, 2007

cheese dong 

a) A penis, usually uncircumcised, which has a buildup of smegma and/ or a yeast infection. The condition resembles cottage cheese and has a funky smell.

b) Someone with a personality that reminds you of the above.

I was gonna go down on the guy, but when he unzipped, he whipped out a smelly cheese dong. Not putting my mouth on that!!

cheese dong by Tipsykit June 14, 2006

Cheese N Rice 

A subsitution for saying Gosh, Jeeze, or Ughh. Oftenly used bye little 8th grade boys who are tottaly Flangey. Search Flangey.

Tom: Dude What was that?
Bill: What?
Tom: Just Kdding, Gotcha!
Bill: Man, Cheese n Rice, not funny at all.

Cheese N Rice by Koa Mendes November 26, 2007

Cheese boxing 

When an uncircumcised male busts a nut and closes his foreskin to hold his wad until he can arrive at a wash room

The load being held has been "cheese boxed"

Dude, I'm Cheese boxing hardcore, out of my way or we could have a fondue problem

Cheese boxing by janekz December 6, 2010