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Brown Balling

The act of farting whilst staring in anothers eyes.

Extreme brown balling may be achieved through getting close to someones face and staring at them until they awake. Then letting rip.
Man 1: She pissed me off, how can I get her back?
Man 2: Brown balling her. Its the only way!
by Queen of Ottershaw February 9, 2013
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Tower Browning

When a girl has diarrhea on your dick as you are having butt sex.
I has fucking this girl the other day when out of no where she decided that tower browning me would be cool, so I was like "What the Fuck".
by epichacker69 February 20, 2013
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brown dawn

The need to excrete out of one's anus just after waking up in the morning. Normally preceded and followed by malodorous smells.
Esh: Mate, it's 7 am and the toilet stinks.

Axel: Sorry. It was a very brown dawn.
by Tom Sneddon June 3, 2013
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brown jelly

Brown jelly is a cute way of saying shit!
"Mummy that man smells of brown jelly"

Your kid does not have to swear and the stink of shit guy is none the wiser. Everyone is happy
by Brown jelly mould January 9, 2014
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Brown Arts

An array of sexual acts involving the anus; may include the manipulation or consumption of fecal matter
He and his partner attend fund-raisers for transgender singer-songwriters. At the after-parties they engage in buggery and finger-painting. They are dedicated patrons of the Brown Arts.
by jdubyadubya January 27, 2014
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brown spotty

The act during sexual relations of using the tip of your finger to play with a girls anus and then slide, the same finger, forward to the clit ultimately causing some sort of uti (urinary tract infection) for the girl.
I'm going to give her the worst brown spotty tonight!

She's going to feel that brown spotty in the morning...

Joe! Stop being such a brown spotty douche!
by GiuElz July 20, 2014
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Chastity Brown

A girl/woman, usually religious, who requests anal penetration in order to maintain her status as a "virgin".
Who says catholic girls don't put out? Most of them are Chastity Brown.
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by fuzzybunbun October 27, 2014
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