bloody prune

90 year old vagina

I work at a nursing home and wipe bloody prunes all day.

by panda ass April 24, 2014

Bloody Masa

A humongous shit, painful at first, sigh of relief after.

Damn homie I got to take a masa, a Bloody Masa....

by El.Chicano May 23, 2025

Bloody mary

A beautiful girl

If you call bloody Mary in the mirror she won't kill you she loves probably just look like in between a ,33 yr old a wedding dress and some blood falling

by Richard bakes February 23, 2022

Bloody beaurocrat

Someone who witnesses a crime, then calls the police before starting a confrontation to prevent anyone being harmed - After or during the conflict, the police will take the suspect into custody with injuries sustained by the one who called. The "bloody beaurocrat" will proceed to write the paperwork for the arrest and make a report.

Saw some bloke smack his bird and a couple of bloody beaurocrats hogged him onto a vehicle and busted him up. They even waited for the cops and sent him packing with rotten kidneys and filed the whole thing... Won't be seeing that guy for a while.

by Mitchell Bloody Coles January 12, 2024

Bloody Soosan

The act of a woman menstrating or releasing her vaginal blood, upon a mans hand once he has placed his hand inside the vagina.

Usually induces mental scarring and the need to wash ones hand.

''Oh man, that girl just bloody soosaned me.''
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''Dude my girlfriend bloody soosan'd me! ''

by purplepenperson September 28, 2009

Bloody Tortilla

When a woman adds her period blood to food for some special flavor

"We were out of red sauce for taco night, so my girl gave me a Bloody Tortilla in its place"

by JinxFeet January 11, 2023

Bloody zebra

A bloody zebra is when you cut a bunch of horizontal lines your thigh or arm, to a point where it looks like a zebra but with red strips

“Bro that depressed girl got a bloody zebra”

by Chestboner50 May 22, 2019