Dirty dick beaters

AN UNWASHED HAND AFTER THEY HAVE ENGAGED IN A MASTURBATION SESSION.

Get your dirty dick beaters off me!!!

by Woodeye December 27, 2014

Bitter

A working-class white woman who clings to guns and/or religion, smokes a pack of cigarettes every day, voted for Hillary Clinton in the 2008 presidential primaries, and plans to vote for John McCain out of spite when the general election rolls around.

Kentucky and West Virginia are full of Bitters.

Hey, look at that sour old shotgun-toting Bitter over yonder! What's that, her 10th cigarette break in 2 hours?

by Iacopus June 24, 2008

Bitter Bus

The mode of transportation on which all thing that are bitter in nature ride.

Clever is the Bitter Bus.

Negative Nancies Ride the Bitter Bus.

by Jeff & Kyle September 20, 2008

Dick Beater

The terminal, prehensile part of the arm in humans and higher primates, consisting of the wrist, metacarpals, fingers, and thumb or an impression of the markings of the inner surface of the last joint of the thumb or other fingers.

Mom said to wash your dick beaters before you come to dinner. You will be in trouble if I fined one more dirty dick beater on my wall!

by Mary Eileen July 16, 2008

womb batter

Substance produced by the testes.

I went cock n balls deep inside her and unleashed a torrent of womb batter all up inside her.

by Hato Hammer March 8, 2007

Little League beater

When Someones dad from little league charges the mound and beats the living shit out of a 11 year old kid.

Coughlin! whgat the fuck is wrong with your dad! He just beat the Shit out of a 11 year old kid! what is he? A Little League Beater!

by Erik Matisss May 23, 2010

Pancake Batter

the thick, tary shit left on the upper portion of a toilet bowl even after the toilet has been flushed.

Dude . . . you should have seen the pancake batter I left behind at that McDonalds.

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003