Kick bed

When your dad comes home late from drinking and eats your ass like a cheesecake but you bite his nuts off and give them to your dog and suck that cock but fall and kick your bed

“Hey have you done a kick bed yet”

No not yet, but I did it yesterday

by Young booty wipe March 1, 2018

bed boxing

When you’re getting really freaky in bed and you suddenly start boxing eachother.

Man me and my girl was bed boxing last night son!😝

by Bedboxer May 9, 2018

BED-HANGZS

Hangin out wit you bitches in the hotel room watching wheel of fortune and family feud at night going to bed at 7pm getting your feels not hurt

We want Arrin and Nathan over tonite for BED-HANGZS

by Alleyoop42 March 7, 2018

ded in the bed

when youre absolutly so shook there is no other way to discribe youre emotions

girl: omg did you hear the club downtown isnt checking IDs right now?
girl 2: Swearrrrr... im ded in the bed

by flexinonyomain March 9, 2018

Bed Weasel

A bed weasel is someone who hides under their covers if they are afraid. They often are sly and such when they’re in bed with someone and is the type of person you’d like in your love life. Bed weasels are known to sleep in, the name says it all.

Hey, did you hear Alice is a bed weasel? I think I’m going to ask her out.
Go for it, bed weasels are amazing!

by DuckyDefinition May 12, 2018

Breakfast in bed

Put an egg in someone's asshole, then fuck them so hard you scramble the egg. Enjoy the meal after.

Jared said he would make me breakfast in bed, I want eggs.

by HS----8 March 11, 2017

bent bed

Riding down the interstate, it's the bed that is bent in strange angles from being secured with bungee cords. It is usually being carried by a super long trailer.

Brandon was driving down the interstate when he spotted a "bent bed" and began to comment on the sadness of a bed that would probably never return to it's pre-bent state.

Rachel could not contain her laughter as she followed the "bent bed" trailer.

by Regina Pheldman June 18, 2018