Beavered

One who has an obsession with beavers.

I became beavered after watching the news about a molested beaver.

by Chloe1776 November 03, 2018

Beavered

The act of Submerging an unwilling victim under water while in a locked cage, then proceeding to fuck them

1 - Dude what should we do on our first date
2 - You should totally make her get beavered

by succulentchild74 September 13, 2021

Jumping a beaver dam

When two guys bang in the back of a John boat. They position themselves in a way that makes it appear to others as if they’re about to “jump a beaver dam”

Wv man- Look at that skinny dude banging that old bald dude!

Ohio man- we’re “jumping a beaver dam”!

by Brokeback Canada March 28, 2022

Backwards beaver

A non-reciprocal 69; wood's getting eaten but the beaver remains high and dry

So I jumped on top ready for some fun, but all we did was Backwards Beaver

by anyevery March 22, 2021

Beavers of Eastwick

old school and alien, epic and classic.

an ancient tribe of technologically advanced beavers whos remains were first discovered in Silicon Valley.

That movie was Beavers of Eastwick.

That 69 mustang is worthy of Beavers of Eastwick.

by Blindlemon November 27, 2011

Beaver Goons

A gang of beavers proficient in beating the bazinga out of human offspring.

Tyrone hired an army of beaver goons to exercise the concept of a lack of living, breathing, or otherly activities.

by Remathen July 28, 2021

Justin beaver

Someone who is really annoying

OMG she is so much justin beaver

by I LIKE TO SCREAM July 01, 2017