Schrodinger's bank account

A term used in Sethical's Baku Series to describe where somebody is lying that their bank account is full of paper, saying that it's empty or not.

Lil Broomstick: Ay bro not that I'm broke or anything but you could slide a couple coins my way.
Obito, strongest muthafucka in the series: You got Schrodinger's bank account. We don't know if that shit's empty or not.

by jeffthebalkan March 3, 2024

Swiss bank account

Da "hush-hush" refrigerated-storage locale where ya stash yer undeclared wheels and/or wedges of tasty porous cheese so dat da greedy IRS "mice" won't "nibble" on it. You just always hope dat nobody "rats you out".

Mice who are expert at surreptitiously removing da bait from traps without getting "caught" could likely accumulate a fairly-sizable "Swiss bank account" if (A) there are a number of baited traps around his locale, and (2) if da humans who set da traps keep re-baiting them whenever they see dat da previous cheese-block is gone.

by QuacksO March 6, 2023

corrie banks

British slang for "Coronation Bank Holiday", referring to the 2023 coronation of succeeding monarch, King Charles III.

"Are you planning any flag shagging at the weekend"
"For corrie banks, absobloodylutely!"

by joed_paulb January 24, 2023

banks

A sexy ass bastard that gives no fucks about parents or rules. Guys, keep track of your girls or he WILL have intercourse with them and then kick your ass in the parking lot. This guy can slam beers like it’s water and wakes up in the morning pissing excellence

Banks, a fucking stud

by Joe 055 May 16, 2021

memory bank is loaded

Rich in memories

I've lived the high life to have any significant savings but my memory bank is loaded

by Indacloudman May 14, 2018

the carnal reserve bank

Analogous to the federal reserve bank except for the spank bank. The carnal reserve bank is the central location in the brain where all pornographic,erotic and sexy images,scenarios and fantasies are stored for spanking stimulation.Where as the spank bank stores recent and favorite images,the carnal reserve bank keeps older or less frequently used images.

I got tired of whacking off to the same old fantasy so I summoned up some different material from the carnal reserve bank.

by wolfbait51 September 28, 2011

big bank brook

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by Abcvd January 7, 2024