Where two people are in a deadlock over who will pay the bill at a restaurant. This does not occur by the persons disagreeing over who should pay, but rather by the reluctance of either person to be the first to reach for their wallet.
Joel and Shelley have just had lunch at a local vegetarian restaurant. When the bill comes Joel disappears to the bathroom. As he returns he is disappointed to see that Shelley has not already put her credit card or cash on the bill tray.
Joel and Shelley then sit awkwardly at the table in a Jew-Lock, neither wanting to be the first to offer to pay.
Joel and Shelley then sit awkwardly at the table in a Jew-Lock, neither wanting to be the first to offer to pay.
by J_Ghomo May 30, 2013
by spliffthespaceman December 31, 2014
A beard sported by a Jew and located on the neck directly under the chin. It makes it an ideal spot in which to hide money, amongst other things.
by cooniexp November 18, 2011
It's a hole located between jew's neck and back. They comsume macaroni there. These holes, there is 5. Nothing shall enter but macaroni and if anything else enters they will die! zomg! =D
by Sexeh Bunneh & Oogly Krystal August 09, 2008
equivalent of the 'g-unit'. However, the Jew Unit is much scarier, richer, and more miserly. They also have the power to count money in a very rapid fashion, which can be rather intimidating. Most of the afforementioned are jewelers.
by gauxgert April 17, 2006
A condition attained when one acts in the sterotypical manner of a member of the Jewish religion or Judaism.
Mark: Robby has been awfully stingy with his money lately, he wouldn't even lend me a dollar!
Joseph: He must be suffering from a case of Jew Syndrome
Joseph: He must be suffering from a case of Jew Syndrome
by dontforgettobreathe December 31, 2005
A person with a strong hatred for jewish people. Often found in rural small community schools, where jew hating is common and accepted by most
Jared "What are you doing after school?"
Smith "Im going to the jew hater convention, im hosting it this year"
Jared "Can I join you?"
Smith "Im going to the jew hater convention, im hosting it this year"
Jared "Can I join you?"
by Jeff Milne November 07, 2007