The Foosball Kid

A Foosball Player of Legendary status. This player has pale skin, blonde hair, and often only gives credit to him or herself even when their teammates score a goal. This player also hates players who spin, and possesses the skills to act as a referee even when they are playing. Their extreme Foosball talent often drives them to insanity, which leads them to be seen giggling to themselves when not at the table. Also known as the "Albino Thunder".

Player A: Man, Jack acts like he's the Foosball Kid.
Player B: Yeah...they don't call him Albino Thunder for nothing!

by SizzlinSalmon January 11, 2013

Kid-Thing

A male glasses wearing humanoid beetween the ages of 13-19 who displays odd social tendencies including the inability to tuck in their shirt, a voice way deeper than they have any buisness having, the power to lurk in the darkness with Batman-like prescison, enjoys eating peanut butter out of a bucket, and several other bizzare social quirks. Native to wooded areas in Vermont. Reportedly whispers "Scream for me" into victims ear before attacking. A kid thing can get as tall a 5'4 at peak maturity.

I think that Kid-Thing ate my moonpies.

by $ Coin Money $ January 16, 2012

Twinkie the kid

A person that is constantly masturbating insinuating he is more cream filled than a Twinkie.

Ryan: Nick is Kyle coming out tonight?

Nick: No I can't get Twinkie the kid away from the computer.

by HatersRInTheBuilding November 20, 2011

Skell Kid

A dirty person who wastes their life on wanting to do nothing but get high all day. Do all kinds of drugs and smoke cigarettes to look cool.

Look at those Skell Kids standing on the corner smoking. Look at these fucking Skell Kids... So pathetic.

by Not Skell Kid November 4, 2011

fnf.exe kids

These are the kids who watch too much Dani and NonsenseHumor they use discord and possibly Reddit
they make shaggy.exe memes and think their superior in the fandom and think their entire life is edited on adobe premiere pro

fnf.exe kids: AHAHHA CODE GO BRRR this teached me better than 7 years of school
Normal guy: dead

by Lolorator360 November 15, 2021

wolf kid

Those crusty kids in elementary school who pretended to be wolves, they would jump around, and bark, and howl, and it was really weird.

Kid 1: *barks*
Kid 2: “oh look its a wolf kid”

by Sneaky Salamander June 25, 2021

Band Kid

A band kid, also known as a reddit kid, is a person whose humor consists if t-poses, deep fried memes, a severe misunderstanding of post-irony, the USSR (100% this person is non-communistic and thinks Stalin created communism), the 🅱️ meme, and etc.
Sidenote: Not all people in band are band kids, and band kids not in bad are simply referred as a reddit kid.

Nathan: Have you seen what Kyle has been posting recently?
Damian: Yeah its just shitty 2018 memes and PewDiePie quotes. What a band kid.

by Actually_Sorabji August 21, 2022