water bear

The elusive water bear, also known as a "britney", is the ladylike, PC term for the beaver. I.e., your lady business.

"Whats a water bear?" "Well we had it listed as beaver on the menu but it was offending the ladies." - stemming from a menu at a wild game supper

by csulli2 March 27, 2011

momma bear

An endearing term. A cuddly, happy mom that is truly loved.

how's the momma bear doin?

by hellooperator123987 January 9, 2011

build a bear

To do the number two...bathroom-wise

"Man burritos always makes me have to build a bear, a big fucking bear."

by Informalskin January 22, 2008

honey bear

A sweet type of weed that is smoked though the honeybear things that you get your honey in.

You: Give me some of that honey bear.
Dealer: That'll be $150.
You: WTF?!?!

by wAsTe October 30, 2003

smokey the bear

A sexual position where a male
blows cigarette smoke into a
female's vagina, then has intercourse.
Afterwards, the female gives the male
oral sex, like she's smoking the cigarette.

Guy 1: You got that chick so drunk last night. What did u get her to do?
Guy 2: She was so wasted she gave me a smokey the bear!

by rytue3 April 25, 2009

panda bear

When you cum in a girls eye and punch the other (black and white eyes ;D)

I was doin my bitch in da anus dawg, and den befo i cummed i grabed her face and cummed alot, she was like omfgwtfnubhax! and i punch the other!!! and gave her a panda bear!!!

by jack oph May 18, 2008

polar bear

a person who is over weight and hairy, but fun and loveable by definition.

Bill was a polar bear, but his friends still adored him.

by E.C.R. Kelly May 8, 2008