Jesse and Carla

the most awsomest girls in the whole fricken world!!!

usually people refer to them as 'the goumnopings'

Person 1: Gee i feel like i'm a Jesse and Carla today

Person 2: You would never be a Jesse and Carla

by Goumnopings August 24, 2010

National Jess Day

September 13th is National Jessica Anne Clarke Day, she was given this day because she’s an incredible person.

Tommy: Hey Ryan do you know what day it is?
Ryan: No what day is it?
Tommy: It’s September 13th, National Jess Day, now I have to buy that bitch some flowers smh.

by Tommylowrie2002 September 13, 2022

Jesse james

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by Bbsnwnmq October 01, 2023

Jesse James

Old timey Western guy.

Also Tea's daddy.

Did you hear about Tea's daddy being in town?

Woah, you mean the legendary Jesse James

by Toby511 May 20, 2025

jess murphy

A out of control grog monster inhabited by the spirit of miffy. She was a good host due to the large amount of beer being abled to be consumed by her. She goes fucking mental when the spirit of miffy shows itself. Throws her hubby to be through doors and pounds his forehead with her sloppy tits.

Jess murphy got miffed last night and went nuts about not being able to breast feed children.

by henryhenryhenderson March 09, 2016

Jess Hooper

Getting outrageously drunk on your last work outing.

1. Ohhhhh my heads so sore, I did a Jess Hooper last night... Lucky I don't have to see any of those people again

2. I've handed in my resignation, I'm heading to the work party, I'm gunna do a Jess Hooper

by Morpheus11122 May 10, 2012

Jess-Up

When Jessica fucks up again..

"Damn Jess why'd you have to Jess-up again..."

by ParentMe February 03, 2020