brown method

The utilization of anal coitus, as a means to avoid pregnancy. Usually a means for a latent homosexual to experience anal sex, without having an actual homosexual relationship.

Douglas: I don't want to do you in the front. You might get pregnant. We got to use the brown method babe.

Evelyn: But I want to cum too.

Douglas: Use your hand on your gash, I'm not touching it. Yuck.

Evelyn: (Sighs) Okay. Do you want to massage my breasts?

Douglas: Fuck no! God damn it! Yuck! (vomits violently)

by Muddy Melvin October 19, 2011

brown weenie

When the Big Brown Phallic member of Big UPS descends from the Corporate Heaven takes time out of its day to specifically fuck you in the ass.

Similar to the Marine Corps green weenie.

I’m getting shafted by the big brown weenie

by mewkachoo November 25, 2020

Brown Alaska

When you insert an ice cube into your anus to create a cooling effect after a spicy bowel movement.

I really need a brown Alaska after that Nashville hot.

by Minka_Minha August 25, 2021

Hash Brown

The bud thats at the bottom of the container (usualy a mixture of different strains)

Hey wanna smoke this hash brown ?
Brooo look at this fat hash brown!

by Midgemon May 21, 2020

Brown Kiss

Brown Kiss is the act of kissing someone on the lips with your asshole while they sleep.

Jerome brown kissed me and posted it to pornhub

by The gremlin June 17, 2019

Brown Sugar

Chicano version of Irving Aguilera. Also used to describe Irving Aguilera under ultraviolet radiation from the Sun.

It's Summer time and I will turn into Brown Sugar!

by Knitty July 7, 2023

Brown Chowder

Massively, explosive diarrhea.

I just dropped a bowl full of brown chowder.

Someone was in the shitter blowing out a load of brown chowder.

by Eaton Holgoode November 12, 2018