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hard wood floors

a completely shaved pussy
Do the curtains match the carpet?
I have hard wood floors.
by Jims friend November 26, 2007
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Morning Wood Fairy

The fairy who visits men in the night, mysteriously leaving them with a woody when they awake.
"I was visited by the morning wood fairy last night..."
by morningwood faerie February 5, 2003
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morning wood club

It’s exactly what you think it is. Anonomous gay encounters in the morning. Get On -- Get Off -- Get Out.
I said I had an early meeting, but it was actually a meeting with some morning wood club wood.
by miriaminblue August 17, 2011
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trying to hold this wood

the art of asking another person if they would like to hold your Penis
by barrysBlumptiousBalls September 1, 2021
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bear shit in the woods

A phrase used in response to a question, where the answer is an obvious yes.
Q:You wanna go out drinking tonight?
A: Does a bear shit in the woods?
by PTM May 27, 2006
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mouth full of wood

I always hear my mom saying "i love having a mouth full of wood"
by Putty cat December 16, 2016
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Wood wide web

The idea that the roots of neighboring trees can be connected by fungal filaments, forming massive underground networks that can span entire forests, similar to internet architecture.

When people speak of the wood-wide web, they are generally referring to the resulting system of interconnected tree roots called a common mycorrhizal network, or CMN. But there’s very little that scientists can say with certainty about how, and to what extent, trees interact via CMNs.

The idea of the wood wide web has inspired many narratives in books, TV, and other media, despite little or no experimental evidence to back up their claims.
The survival horror video game series The Last of Us uses the idea of a wood wide web to drive its narrative by featuring zombies that are controlled by a fungi host. It’s a compelling story, but many mycologists and scientists no longer believe in the scientific claims about fungal networks that inspired its zombie apocalypse.
by 4aminstead November 4, 2023
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