child: "Mum, I needs to do me toilet"
mother: "Fooken shut up or i'll rip out yer bleedin' kidneys!"
mother: "Fooken shut up or i'll rip out yer bleedin' kidneys!"
by johnny trailerpark July 23, 2008
The act of rolling toilet paper around one's hand several times to form a soft bisuit that an overweight person will place between folds of fat on their body (usually a roll of fat under the lower abdomen) to prevent chafing, absorb sweat, and to reduce skin irritations. At the end of the day, the person may chose to retire their biscuit, letting it air dry for re-use the next day, or save the biscuit to use to wipe their ass at a later date.
Cory made a new toilet paper biscuit each morning and placed it under the flap of his belly fat to absorb sweat so that his rash would heal. He kept his used toilet paper biscuits in his bathroom and later wiped his ass with them after taking a shit.
by LooSeaAhh March 15, 2012
The Echo from a toilet bowl that comes from somebody leaning over the toilet bowl puking or coughing.
by reactos.org fan May 23, 2008
I ran out of regular toilet paper, so I went to the field and received a texas toilet paper instead.
by SunDevilTank May 28, 2007
Running out of toilet paper so going into the shower and rinsing the crap off your but and letting it run down the drain.
Dang, this morning I ran out of toilet paper so had to jump in the shower and use Texas Toilet Paper.
by eltremblero October 06, 2010
A peice of shit that has stuck to the side of the toilet and looks something like a gt stripe on an old mucle car
dude i totally left that chick a surprise in her toilet, It was a full on turd and guess what?,I didnt flush so shes got a massive toilet skid mark on her hands-literally
by Asian Inv4sian August 08, 2009