child: "Mum, I needs to do me toilet"
mother: "Fooken shut up or i'll rip out yer bleedin' kidneys!"
mother: "Fooken shut up or i'll rip out yer bleedin' kidneys!"
by johnny trailerpark August 20, 2008
Get the Do me toiletmug. 
The act of rolling toilet paper around one's hand several times to form a soft bisuit that an overweight person will place between folds of fat on their body (usually a roll of fat under the lower abdomen) to prevent chafing, absorb sweat, and to reduce skin irritations. At the end of the day, the person may chose to retire their biscuit, letting it air dry for re-use the next day, or save the biscuit to use to wipe their ass at a later date.
Cory made a new toilet paper biscuit each morning and placed it under the flap of his belly fat to absorb sweat so that his rash would heal. He kept his used toilet paper biscuits in his bathroom and later wiped his ass with them after taking a shit.
by LooSeaAhh July 31, 2012
Get the Toilet Paper Biscuitmug. I ran out of regular toilet paper, so I went to the field and received a texas toilet paper instead.
by SunDevilTank June 16, 2007
Get the Texas Toilet Papermug. Running out of toilet paper so going into the shower and rinsing the crap off your but and letting it run down the drain.
Dang, this morning I ran out of toilet paper so had to jump in the shower and use Texas Toilet Paper.
by eltremblero October 7, 2010
Get the Texas Toilet Papermug. A peice of shit that has stuck to the side of the toilet and looks something like a gt stripe on an old mucle car
dude i totally left that chick a surprise in her toilet, It was a full on turd and guess what?,I didnt flush so shes got a massive toilet skid mark on her hands-literally
by Asian Inv4sian August 8, 2009
Get the Toilet Skid markmug. When taking a dump, the toilet paper gets stuck to your anal butt hair and dangles down into the toilet, dipping in the water. When you stand up, the TP slaps against your thighs or calves, wetting them and forcing you to take another shower.
by thrashertm October 30, 2008
Get the toilet paper tailmug.