Black toast intolerant

It’s actually “lactose intolerant”. And why tf would it be “black toast”? You know what LACTOSE intolerance is, what does burnt toast have to do with the inability to digest dairy? You’re letting me down man.

You: I’m black toast intolerant
Me: oh really? You can only consume regular toast? Not black toast?

You: what? No I mean dairy...
Me: *looks at camera in grief*

by Ronald k chump June 3, 2021

Toast

adjective. used to desribe someone who is cool, sick, hella chill, nice, etc. they have ideal qualities for someone you would like to hang out with whether it is a bro or a chick.

atonym: burnt, stale.

bo- "shes so toast."
luke- "yeah, I hella like her."

bo -"that other chick was stale."

luke -"yeah!..... so burnt."

by Thegeneral069 April 26, 2011

You’re toast

Another way to say “you’re screwed”

My dad had the nerve to tell me that If I didn’t do some shit related to a car that I didn’t know jack-shit about, then he would just say to me “you’re toast”

by YuOfTheNight February 29, 2020

Butter the toast

Making a girl turned on and wet before having sex with them.

He needs to butter the toast before we do it.

by SlateLiv July 15, 2023

toasted marshmallows

When a pale girl gets a tan around only the top or side of her boobs from wearing a bikini in the sun.

Male 1: "dayum that momma got sum toasted marshmallows!"
Male 2: "yuh"

by ELMO'S BUTTHOLE June 26, 2018

Burnt toast

If someone has "burnt toast" it means they are in a bad mood because of a sequence of events earlier in the day starting with burnt toast. Example: you wake up in the morning and burn your toast, so you're in a bad mood and cut someone off driving, then he's in a bad mood and snaps at his co worker, then he's in a bad mood goes home and fights with his wife, then she's in a bad mood etc etc,

"hey bob how's your day going?"

"F*ck off would ya tony!"

"Oh sh*t, I don't need your burnt toast"

by Shimmying August 22, 2017

Toasted

Under the influence of Marijuana

Dude I was so Toasted last night

by Mupreme June 15, 2017