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Thomas (Wolfy)

Thomas (Wolfy) is a very pretty cute guy with a very funny and charming personality, beautiful hair, pretty eyes, a cute voice, and an adorable laugh. A literal angel fr...
love u Thomas<3
Thomas (Wolfy) by GaspKujo_ July 23, 2023

Thomas Edison

A Thomas Edison occurs when one takes a light-bulb,
inserts it into a woman's vagina, consequently followed by attaching a car battery to her nipples.

Attach the positive to the
left nipple, and the negative
to the right nipple.

Then, after a desirable electrocution,
you smash the light-bulb inside her,
and insert your penis in her
vagina.
The Thomas Edison was the most fun I've had in ever.
My wife is now lovering me more than ever.
I'm so lucky to have her
Thomas Edison by Madagascar December 25, 2007

Thomas Liew

Thomas Liew is addicted to anime
'Thomas Liew i like anime to much'
Thomas Liew by MadnessToDecay October 18, 2018

Thomas Evans 

Thomas Evans by Iejjdjd November 2, 2018

Thomas Michael Fucking Conner 

The forgotten Prince of Hell, Thomas Michael Fucking Conner. He is one of the most feared beings in the Milky Way with his shit infested asshole, smegma filled penis, and unwashed cum hands. If you hear his autistic screech "Cheeeeeaassseeee" or "sup niaggaer" you better hightail the hell outta there or he'll force himself to suck your dick. If you do refuse his dick sucking he'll reply with "I'm this close to kicking your ass!" in a menacing manor. Don't dare say faggot three times anywhere, or he'll come out of nowhere and stick his smegma infested 3 incher up any of your holes. So keep your eyes peeled if you do say faggot three times in a row.

Other terms for Thomas: Skeever Lord, Rat King, 4 Inch Punisher, Ratatouille the Rat, Michael Lover, Twink Fucker, Smegma Consumer, Unwashed Asshole, Faggot, Dog Fucker, Roze, Brigadeofroses, LinkinParkFan, Whiny Cunt, type O fah, Square Loser, Unfunny, Thomas and Watterson.

Things he's attracted to/aware of: Being named Michael, Being named Charlie, Being a twink, Being a furry, Being a trap, Having a small pecker, Being a redhead, Cosplaying as one of the Black Butler characters, Being gay, and Being submissive.

Things he dislikes/despise: Being named Chris, Being called Watterson, Being a rapist, Mistaken fake mom as real mom, Saying faggot in any manor, His Dad, His Step-Mom, gay blacks, LGBTQ+, His Life, Morse High School, and Being named Junior.
Girl: "Gosh you're acting like a Thomas Michael Fucking Conner right now Derrick!"
Derrick: "Shut the fuck up I'm this fucking close to beating your ass"
Ashley: "You even talk like him too! You fag boy!"

Thomas Hiscock 

1. a boyfriend that would go out of his way to make his girlfriend happy, and love him more and more everyday. he would travel many hours just to get where she is, to hold her and kiss her every night. A Thomas Hiscock is a boyfriend that gets along with his girlfriend so well, they barely ever fight.

2. tall, langthy, emo nerd who wears a lot of wife beaters. likes small children but has a good sense of humor.

3. this boy resembles a drago-vamp-elf.
Thomas Hiscock is kinda gay.
Thomas Hiscock by jimbothegreen September 1, 2011