bath rock

A bland musical genre popular around the turn of the millennium. Groups such as Maroon 5, Train, Coldplay, and of course, John Mayer typified the genre. Enjoyed by soccer moms, overweight teenage girls, and frat boys trying to get drunk freshman in to bed, it is the natural extension of "yacht rock", popular in the late 70's and early 80's.

"Brenda, you have to get the new album by bath rock superstar John Mayer. His light breathy voice, inoffensive pseudo-sexual lyrics and bland musical stylings get my juices flowing."

by TheKIngOfMen January 8, 2008

rock the bells

To tell someone or many people about something or send out the word about important events or happenings in hopes that others will do the same.

Home girl #1: Hey did you hear about what's going on with?...did you know what's going on at?

Home girl #2: No I didn't but thanks for tellin' me.

Home girl #1: Rock the bells!

by lilpie March 5, 2008

Mit rock

A mit rock is a person who’s ugly or a situation that’s crazy or indescribable

Damn, jay he’s really a fucking mit rock!!

by CBMBJBAB March 12, 2018

Blowjob Rock

The mountain in Sedona, Arizona, that has some cutesy tourist name but is, in fact, shaped like a bunch of guys in line for a blow job.

You'd need a lot of ropes to climb blowjob rock.

by queequeg18 March 15, 2010

Indie rock

Rock written and preformed by artists more concerned with self-expression than self finance, often considered "hipster" music

Indie rock bands: The Wombats, The Pigeon Detectives, The Strokes, etc.

by Lovely beasty October 3, 2012

Billy Rock

The Billy rock is an urban myth in which a guy named Billy had a micropenis so he shoved a rock down his cock to make it appear bigger. However Billy’s 5 year old boyfriend still thought it was too small

Damn what a big Billy Rock

by SpeedIsSus November 13, 2022

Cock for Rock

When a girl sucks off guys or offers up her pussy for some serious vaginal trauma in order to pay for meth throwing away all self respect and dignity the cunt might have had.

-Fuck did you hear about Sally ?
-No what?
- The butt slut has been copping that cock for rock her box apparently looks likes a epileptic heroin junky over dosing with 14 beroccas in his mouth.

by Mr definition August 12, 2016